The evil horror movie that embodies every zodiac sign (because they all have a scary side)

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Are you a zombie horror type or do you prefer psychological thrillers with a twist? If you’re wondering how your zodiac sign relates to a horror movie villain, keep reading, because everyone has a dark side (and we’re all curious to see it). There’s rarely a good time to just sit back and relax and enjoy some blood and blood…until the scary season begins, that is. The closer we get to Halloween, the more likely we’ll be seeing our favorite classics and occupying our entire living room (with junk food and scary screams for sound effects).

There are no coincidences in astrology, just the fact that Halloween – also known as the scariest day of the year – occurs while the Sun is never in Scorpio. The mysterious and apocalyptic atmosphere of the Scorpio season is not only symbolic of the cycles of death and rebirth, but also a representation of everything hidden beneath the surface. Kind of reminds me of Pennywise the Dancing Clown (the main villain in the classic Stephen King novel He. She). After all, Pennywise lives in the city’s deep dark sewers and makes himself a rarity before he recognizes his victim. But don’t make it crooked, Scorpio! Sadly, Pennywise is not a horror movie villain *insert evil laughter here*. The sewer metaphor is only designed to reflect the energy of Pluto – the lord of the underworld – but I digress.

Around this time of year, everyone loves to ask you about your favorite scary movie. And while there’s a fine line between magic and fear, there’s a reason we can’t get enough of the excitement you get from sitting on the edge of your seat. If you haven’t already watched your favorite gruesome monster scenes, what are you waiting for? Here’s a horror movie villain that mirrors the dark side of your zodiac sign:

The evil horror movie that matches your horoscope

Chucky's Child Play 2

Photo: Universal Pictures.

The red-headed horror that keeps coming back to life, Mother Nature-style in spring, everything from your curse-filled noise to your insatiable appetite for destruction explains why you’re still considered one of the most legendary horror icons of our time. It has nothing to do with gender, but you can thank your planet’s bold ruler, Mars, for your innate aggression and masculine personality (i.e. extroverted and action-oriented). Between war games, soul transfer rituals, and mass murder, it’s hard to believe you’ve been killing victims since 1988.

Patrick Bateman, American Psychiatrist

Photo: Lion’s Gate Films.

In the world of horror, you would have all the characteristics of a human… However, there is no single, clear emotion that can be identified, except for greed and disgust. And while you seem a perfect fit for your arrogant co-workers and self-indulgent capitalists, there is a bloodthirsty beast alive and breathing behind the mask of reason. The truth is that capturing the nuances of the world—like the crisp white and the subtle thickness of Paul Allen’s business card—will eventually make its mark… well, it was only a matter of time before you became a rogue.

scream ghost face movie

Photo: Everett Collection/Paramount Pictures.

“Hello Sydney!” The only thing more mercury than your multi-faceted mask – hiding the true identity of a serial killer too much – is the blatant mischief of your inquisitive nature and back-to-back phone calls. *ringing ring* Can we talk about that genius voice changer? You are the only zodiac sign who will be able to escape the ridicule and threat of victims over the phone, while playing a recurring game of horror movies trivia. Your communication skills are unmatched.

Mrs. Lucille Sharp Crimson Peak

Photo: Universal Pictures.

There’s nothing you wouldn’t do for your family, but the betrayal and darkness of your past haunt you and surround you like a crumbling, baseless mansion. Home is where the horror is, and while you can’t help but yearn for an unfamiliar sense of security, bouts of jealousy with rage and over-protectiveness lead you to kill those you love dearly. In the end, it’s a terrible love – that burns and twists you from the inside out – that makes you a monster.

scary clown art

Photo: Epic Pictures Group.

The best part about being a crazy clown? You always make for a killer scene, literally. Whether it’s with your theatrical, spine-tingling facial expressions, or your silent laugh when your victims are in danger… the truth is, you never stop getting ahead of the rest. Sadism too much? You will stop at nothing to show your victims your choppy talent in real time, even if it means sparing their lives after leaving your mark as terrifying. Similar to your zodiac sign, you are a bad hunter when you are on a mission.

Michael Myers Halloween

Photo: Blumhouse Productions.

(*insert spooky Halloween theme song here*) On top of the fact that you’re a masterful strategist and have an impeccable knack for detail, you’re also the only zodiac sign capable of tapping into the human psyche, and doing so in a frighteningly simple and subtle way. mute selectively? You don’t have to utter a single word to make your point, which makes you more mysterious and interesting. Mastering the art of stalking in plain sight would not come close to breaking and entering techniques.

It's Pennywise the Dancing Clown

Photo: Warner Bros. Pictures

Similar to your friendly planetary ruler, Venus, one of your superpowers as a horror villain will naturally consist of you transforming according to your victim’s fears, as you are notorious for being attached and inviting, and perhaps even to fault. “Don’t you want a balloon?” On the dark side, your charming actions can be just as detached as they are manipulative, making it easy to prey on your victims while undermining your demons. Your horror tastes sweeter than candy, and that’s terrifying.

Pinhead Hillracer

Photo: Entertainment Film Distributors.

An unstoppable demon and lord of pain—with a knack for instilling fear and persuading others to do as you please—the only thing more terrifying than your dark, ominous, penetrating voice is your diabolical, calm, calm, and horrific demeanor. Then again, it’s not like you got into this energy overnight, Scorpio. On the contrary, this is what happens when you experience mystery, and your desire for revenge triumphs.

Friday the 13th Jason

Photo: Warner Bros. Pictures.

Don’t take this the wrong way, but you know a thing or two about faking it so you can do it… well, only you’ll be able to wear a hockey mask and stolen clothing during the massive killing spree at Camp Crystal Lake. Spontaneity is where it is, and you can’t help but enjoy the great outdoors, even though it happens on Friday the 13th. As for your goal? Bullying teens wear high school letterman. You don’t beat around the bush, you just hide behind it before you kill your victims.

orphan esther

Photo: Warner Bros. Pictures.

You’ve always been too clever for your own good…but if you’re truly a terrifying villain, you’ll be sure to set yourself up for success, by whatever means necessary. Traditional and sophisticated, everything from the sweet ribbons on your hair to your years-old-wise personality are more than enough to draw the stockings of anyone, especially future parents visiting the orphanage. Falling into adult conversations is normal when a 33-year-old woman is stuck in a child’s body, but your days at home are over!

jigsaw saw

Photo: Lionsgate Films.

Let the mind games begin! Being ruled by Uranus means that you are not someone who walks the line, but instead disturbs the social norm. But you’re not just any terrifying villain…and by that I mean, you’re not about to carelessly kill victims in order to satiate your bloodthirsty appetite. Instead, you use your genius brain and sickening analytics to target a very specific set of test subjects. “Congratulations, you are still alive.”

Freddy Krueger Nightmare on Elm Street

Photo: Warner Bros Pictures.

“One, two, Freddy is coming for you.” Hear here, Satan’s dream: It doesn’t get more Neptune than your ability to blur the lines between dreams and reality. And while it’s no secret that you totally hate the real world, most people don’t know that’s exactly what makes your weakness. Your brown leather-trimmed gauntlet adds a trademark to your sinister beauty…but nonetheless, nothing is more terrifying than the way you kill victims in their sleep, all so you can take their souls.

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